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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Mariners fall flat again: 'We'll keep fighting' - The Seattle Times

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Astronomers thought the Milky Way was doomed to crash into Andromeda. Now they’re not so sure - The Conversation

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

"Can't Believe Virat Kohli Knew...": RCB's Celebrations Amid Stampede Row Heats Up - NDTV Sports

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Trump science cuts may close WA LIGO observatory that confirmed theory of relativity - Tri-City Herald

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Michael Cole Reveals Which Match Will Main Event WWE Money In The Bank On Pre-Show - Wrestling Inc.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Scottie Scheffler’s wife reveals infant son’s bathroom mishap during Memorial win - New York Post

No way

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Trump-Musk feud leaves some DOGE staffers worried about their futures: Sources - ABC News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

South Korean stocks rise 2% to lead gains in Asia after opposition leader wins presidential election - CNBC

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!